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What Are Option Jokes?

Option Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of option jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Don't believe that bullshit.
Failure is ALWAYS an option.
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#2
If you are an option,
you are also an idiot
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#3
Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?
His lily died
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#4
All the single ladies put your hands up!
*handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now.
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#5
I got a call today from a distorted voice saying "Five grand in cash, or we kill
your wife" Both options were tempting, but I decided to take the money.
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#6
Before i was born, i was given two choices 1.
Have a large penis but suffer from memory loss. 2. Have a tiny penis but be very smart and remember everything. I do not remember which option i took.
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#7
There are exactly 2 options for headphone cord sizes: 1.
Headphone users have torsos? 2. Giraffe strangler
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#8
Facebook needs to add "still banging my
ex" as a relationship status option
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#9
Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?
He wanted to buy stock options.
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#10
I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options.
Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like "Indiana Jones"!
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#11
They said, "Dress for the job you want." Apparently
pornstar wasn't a valid option.
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#12
No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by "Price: High to Low,"
who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?
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#13
I am listening carefully, but let's be honest,
your menu options haven't changed.
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#14
Facebook really needs a "pee
on someone's wall" option.
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#15
On dating sites, some of the options for 'body type' should be, 'Vending
machine', 'deformed walrus' and 'pudding in garbage bag'.
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#16
I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling
is not an option
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#17
Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option
is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good.
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#18
Starting with the word "why" and always pressing the middle option,
what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?
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#19
Listen lady, you have 2 options.
Either make your baby stop eyeballing me, or she & I can go outside to settle this.
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#20
"pew, pew, pew!" -me, pointing out
seating options in a church
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and option jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Option Jokes safe for all ages?
Most option jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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option jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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