What Are Oriented Jokes?
Oriented Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of oriented jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks "I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it." - Mr.
Manager Cordially, Mrs. Team Lead
#2
My approach to women is the same as
my approach to code Object Oriented
#3
What happens to a person when they move out of Asia?
They become dis-oriented!
#4
What do you call a programming language designed for women?
An object oriented programming language.
#5
INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths?
APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]
#6
My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably.
But I really expected "Allahu Ak-BAR" to blow up the nightlife.
#7
I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body....
After all, it is object oriented programming.
#8
Apple scraps a new product...
I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that "ITouch Kids" is not a good product name.
#9
Tax time is when I'm grateful
that I'm detal oriented.
#10
I really hope it's a typo on your resume
where it says you're "goat oriented".
#11
Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?
Goes better with their eyes.
#12
Negative Million Dollar Idea: devote a large portion of your 20s
and 30s in pursuit of vague creative oriented career ambitions.
#13
New 50 Cent Song Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
#14
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
#15
Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented
He found the Americas by Occident.
#16
If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian
person, because who better to help me get Oriented?
#17
Why are programmers so consumeristic?
Because they're object oriented.
#18
Why Marxists are not good at object-oriented programming?
They don't get the concept of classes!
#19
"One day, I will create a global business-oriented
social networking service" - Abraham LinkedIn
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