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#1
The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles.
Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey.
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#2
"Is that your dog?" "No, actually she's adopted...
we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"
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#3
My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung..
We're the exploding notes.
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#4
Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook?
My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
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#5
Why do we rub ourselves
To rubadubdbub
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#6
I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for.
They're gods way of making us slap ourselves.
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#7
Between Trump and Clinton, who is more likely to start a nuclear war if elected president?
America, with the missiles aimed at ourselves.
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#8
The word resume has fireworks coming out of it to help with the pronunciation
yet we're left to fend for ourselves with colonel?
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#9
Why do towels get dirty?
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
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#10
"What should we call ourselves?" How about 22 pilots?
"Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots? "Omg"
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#11
Good thing "you only live once" has really caught on otherwise
we might all kill ourselves like it's no big deal
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#12
A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married
we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves.
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#13
My robotics company will make SexBots Gonna
call ourselves *Gears of Whore*.
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#14
How can we call ourselves "evolved" when signs are needed to remind
people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?
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#15
Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ??
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
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#16
Ladies, try carrying a sausage and 2 apricots in your pocket for a day
without them moving and you'll see why we need to readjust ourselves.
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#17
"so what did you do before self-driving cars?" "we just drove 'em ourselves!"
"wow, no one died that way?" "oh no, millions of people died"
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#18
Mosquitoes...
God's way of making us slap ourselves!!
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#19
I was in a band that played nothing but pirate shanty covers of Sex Pistols songs...
We call ourselves "The Fuck Muskets"
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#20
The fact that we all attempt to look nice and go out and drink
ourselves to death is proof that life is fucking terrible.
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