What Are Ovaries Jokes?
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#1
How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?
(Ovaries Z)
#2
How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs?
Ovaries-y
#3
Listen, when I say a movie was "cute" I do not mean it was GOOD.
A girl saying a movie was cute is just code for "My ovaries liked it."
#4
What are the three "O"s of bad driving?
Old. Oriental. Ovaries.
#5
I could understand Eve's choice to doom all of humanity if she'd been offered nachos.
But an apple? My ovaries are not amused.
#6
My Friend said her ovaries hurt I
told her she was Ovary-acting.
#7
This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC...
How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs? Ovaries-y
#8
Why can't ovaries sail a boat?
Because they are not sea-men.
#9
just witnessed a salmon shitting out its ovaries.
it winked at me and said 'that's how i roe.'
#10
I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries
sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission
#11
What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?
The left-ovaries.
#12
There is no doubt in my mind, I would
trade my ovaries for another liver.
#13
So one sperms says to the other sperm..
NSFW "How long til we get to the ovaries?" . The other sperm replies, "hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"
#14
What's the difference between a pianist and a penis?
One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries.
#15
How did the Vagina want her eggs cooked?
Ovaries-y
#16
What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?
An eggshibitionist
#17
Women always complain about periods.
Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them.
#18
Two sperms are talking with each other...
"Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?" "Long way still, we just passed the throat."
#19
Man reading a book: hot Man with a baby: hot Man reading
a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded.
#20
What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?
There is a vas diference
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