What Are Oxide Jokes?
Oxide Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of oxide jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I asked my chemistry teacher if we can
revise oxides Because im a bit rusty
#2
I stayed at a hotel in Silicon Valley last night...
The amenities were great. They even gave me a complementary metal-oxide-semiconductor.
#3
USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust?
A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday.
#4
Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide?
sodium hypobromite
#5
I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but...
Na BrO
#6
Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him,
"We don't serve superconductors here." He leaves without resistance.
#7
I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives.
For shits, and giggles.
#8
What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?
Iron (II) oxide
#9
Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide?
NO
#10
Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
#11
Why did the girl reject iron oxide?
Because it was FeO
#12
Wanna talk about Sodium?
Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K
#13
Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ?
NO
#14
ME: Onions make me cry.
HER: It's from a compound called Syn-Propanethial-S-Oxide. ME: I think it's probably cuz an onion killed my parents.
#15
A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks "Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide?
Because you're so basic."
#16
Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide?
NO
#17
I like mixing laxatives and nitrous oxide on a regular basis, but it's OK...
...I only do it for shits and giggles.
#18
I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide...
for shits and giggles.
#19
Why can't iron oxide get a date?
Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
#20
When a neutron hits a uranium atom...
Potassium. Oxide.
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