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What Are Pad Jokes?

Pad Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pad jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck.
The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise.
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#2
News knowledge is important.
I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad.
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#3
Are knee pads...
... the perfect gift, for givers?
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#4
Who the hell decided "have a happy period" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads?
"NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME" would have been more relevant.
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#5
How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players?
They both change pads after 3 periods
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#6
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
"You are the wind beneath my wings."
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#7
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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#8
If I were really famous, I wouldn't even need body guards.
These maxi pads promise me 10 hours of protection, each.
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#9
Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied
expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads.
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#10
What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
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#11
Why do maxi-pads hate tampons so much?
Because tampons are stuck up cunts
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#12
What does your momma and a hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after three periods.
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#13
Why are women so bad at being hockey goalies?
Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads.
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#14
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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#15
LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a
great and edible mouse pad.
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#16
Why can't girls play hockey?
Their pads can't last three periods
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#17
Cashier: would u like a bag?
Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice
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#18
Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey?
3 periods 2 pads.
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#19
A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down...
It was a pad bun.
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#20
Three maxi pads walk up to a bar...
...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Pad Jokes?
Our collection features 67 Pad Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pad Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pad Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Pad Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Pad Jokes are available?
We currently have 67 Pad Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pad Jokes?
Pad Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pad Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pad jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pad jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Pad Jokes to share?
A good pad jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pad Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pad jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pad Jokes?
pad jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Pad Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Pad Jokes added regularly?
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