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Paid Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of paid jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm thinking of changing my name
to Attention so i can get paid
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#2
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face.
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#3
I feel like I just won the lotto!
Because I just paid the IRS a shit ton of tax.
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#4
[7:30pm] Tonight I'll actually go to bed on time and get sleep!
[2:30am] the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million
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#5
Anybody ever get paid to smuggle drugs in their butt?
... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job.
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#6
I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
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#7
What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?
You only get paid in tips.
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#8
One time, I solicited a midget hooker.
I paid her fifty bucks to go up on me.
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#9
Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to
swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it.
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#10
Autistic guy didn't get paid for a whole year while working at Applebee's.
Life is hard for stauving autists.
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#11
My urologist is weird.
I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, "You're fine." Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist.
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#12
Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day.
Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart.
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#13
He paid me $150 for the "girlfriend experience," so I went through his
phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably.
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#14
I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker
just asked me to proofread her Facebook status.
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#15
What did the man with leprosy say to the hooker after he paid her?
You can keep the tip.
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#16
Wow, bro you're genius.
Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
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#17
A pastor says to his congregation that being good is easy when you're a pastor, Because
he gets paid to be good, but the people of his congregation are good for nothing.
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#18
Wife: Your life insurance premium paid up?
Me: Yeah. Wife: Good. Me: Why? Wife: No reason. Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Here, taste this.
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#19
"You only paid for one bus fare, ma'am.
I don't see how it's fair for you to take two seats just because you love pizza and cake."
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#20
Today Americans celebrate Labor Day By not
working and expecting to get paid for it.
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