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#1
Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot?
Jurassic times call for Jurassic Measures.
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#2
Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
Because you will get Jurasskicked.
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#3
[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG!
DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up
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#4
Girls only date me to further their careers...
Damn archeologists and paleontologists!
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#5
I met a new paleontologist today...
Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter.
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#6
Two paleontologists where moaning
in a ditch One found a bone
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#7
What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?
A Rap Tour
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#8
If by 'paleontologist' you mean I can name all 5 shapes in the box
of dinosaur chicken nuggets then, yes, I am a paleontologist.
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#9
*discovering flying dinosaur* PALEONTOLOGIST: We'll call it pterodactyl,
for "wing fingers" ME: *crumples up note that says skynosaur*
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#10
Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian...
They're calling it the Lickalotopuss.
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#11
Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming?
He's so boring! Don't worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted *pulls out seven layer dip*
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#12
A paleontologist who studies failed ancestral lines...
A Faileontologist
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#13
Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
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#14
This week, paleontologists discovered a blind
dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus
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#15
I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur
species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog
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#16
What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?
a paleontologist.
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#17
Why was the paleontologist angry?
Because he had a bone to pick.
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