What Are Pants Jokes?
Pants Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pants jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Q: Why were the suspenders arrested?
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
#2
Skinny girls think they're fat, fat girls think they're obese.
Obese girls...... think they can wear yoga pants
#3
Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh.
Two words: No pants.
#4
I was at the doctor...
I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him "Where do I put my pants?" He said, "Over there by mine."
#5
[I just barely squeeze thru the elevator doors as they shut, however my
chain wallet get caught, ripping my pants off as the elevator rises]
#6
During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"?
"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
#7
Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all.
But you can carry about a hundred combs.
#8
90% of women that wear yoga pants probably don't do yoga.
100% of straight men don't care.
#9
I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you.
Do you have any cookies?
#10
"Sir, do you have any dietary restrictions?"
*unbuttons pants* "Not anymore!"
#11
A man goes to a halloween party wearing nothing but his pants The host asks, " Hey, what
the fuck are you supposed to be?" The man replies, "I am a premature ejaculation"
#12
I accidentally pooped my pants during a 5 hour long company meeting today.
It was super embarassing, but a man's gotta doo when a man's gotta doo.
#13
Me: Ready for school?
7yo: [in only underwear with pants tied around his neck like a scarf & a sock on each hand] Almost
#14
I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he
was done he'd pull up his pants and say "See ya next year kid"
#15
What kind of pants do the Mario Bros wear?
[Denim denim denim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmnZgBpYG_4&t=5)
#16
that awkward feeling.
when you are sitting on the toilet and forgot to lock the door and your boss walks in... and your pants are up.
#17
why did the golfer wear two pants?
in case he got a hole in one
#18
A pirate walks into a bar The bar tender notices that he has a ships wheel sticking out of the front of his pants, he asks "doesn't that bother you".
And the pirate says "arrrr it's drivin me nuts"
#19
Yo mama so fat...
She holds her pants up with the bible belt
#20
What is Marios favorite type of pants?
Denim Denim Denim
Why People Enjoy Pants Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pants jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pants jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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