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Paranoia Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of paranoia jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Went to the Doctor Yesterday...
Went to the Doctor yesterday, he thinks I suffer from Paranoia... Well, he didn't say that, but I know he is thinking it!
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#2
My doctor's just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn't
actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking
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#3
Marijuana may cause paranoia
but so does watching CNN.
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#4
Going to start a band called The Subtweets.
All songs will contain cryptic lyrics that incite paranoia in the crowd.
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#5
I called the Paranoia Hotline: This guy answered and
said, "How the hell did you get this number?"
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#6
I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist.
I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money.
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#7
What is the opposite of paranoia?
Thinking you are following someone.
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#8
In the library: "Excuse me, where are the books about paranoia?" "They are...
right behind you."
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#9
My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia.
Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking.
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#10
I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation.
I'm scared shitless.
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#11
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia
and she whispered "They're behind you."
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#12
I suffer from paranoia and procrastination.
Everyone is out to get me, just not right now
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#13
Women call it a secret sixth
sense, men call it paranoia.
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#14
Strictly between you and me and whatever agency these hummingbirds
are reporting to, my paranoia is getting worse.
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#15
My doctor just told me I'm suffering from paranoia.
Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking.
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#16
We've all been talking
about your paranoia.
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#17
What do we want?
A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW
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#18
STOP holding secret meetings
about my paranoia!
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