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#1
Whats the difference between congress and parliament?
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
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#2
Parliament should learn from Twitter, thousands of people shout
here doing nothing productive, yet it never gets adjourned.
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#3
Why do the bees have honey?
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
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#4
Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions...
... Guy Fawkes
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#5
Many ravens are called a congress...
Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder. Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?
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#6
What did Obama say when he called the Russian Parliament?
"Are you Putin me on?"
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#7
They were just called ranch doritos until they started
smoking parliaments and listening to mumford and sons
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#8
There are hospitals for the criminally insane.
And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal.
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#9
The last person to enter parliament with
honest intentions was Guy Fawkes.
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#10
What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia?
Sexy children
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#11
A parliament of owls, a murder
of crows, a thatsso of ravens
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#12
How could I forget, mate?
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
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#13
If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles?
The British Parliament
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#14
What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?
They're both raining bodies
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