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Partners Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of partners jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call two gay Irish partners?
John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn
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#2
I raise the acceptable weight limit of potential sex partners everyday I go without getting laid.
Today I hit 2 tons.
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#3
A Welshman is talking to his girlfriend...
when she asks, "How many sexual partners did you have before me?" "I don't know." replies the Welshman. "Everytime I try and count them I fall asleep."
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#4
I asked a welsh man how many sexual partners he has
had so he started counting, and fell asleep.
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#5
My friends joke he made up!!
Why can you ask a NewZealander how many sexual partners they have had? Because he would fall asleep counting all the sheep. (Btw we are Australian sooo)
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#6
How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep?
Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers).
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#7
All my gay friends must be businessmen...
cause they keep talking about their partners.
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#8
The Queen Bee has up to 40 sexual partners a day.
Jay Z found his 100th problem then.
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#9
I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex.
My name is not "Help" or "Get off me".
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#10
I like my women like I like my sex partners...
Female.
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#11
My Welsh Friend I asked my welsh mate how many sexual partners he had had, but I never got to find out.
Everytime he tried counting them he fell asleep.
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#12
I'm always frank with my sexual partners.
Don't want them knowing my real name.
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#13
Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on"
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#14
What do Russians call their sexual partners?
Cumrades
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#15
I'm always Frank with my partners.
I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?
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#16
Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners.
Personally I prefer to use my pen!s.
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#17
Why can't New Zealanders tell you how many sexual partners they've had?
Every time they start to count, they fall asleep.
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#18
Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?
Because with them it always works out.
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#19
Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners?
You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked.
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#20
I asked a friend of mine from New Zealand how many sexual partners he'd had.
He started counting, but he fell asleep.
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