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#1
What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?
A photographer.
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#2
A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays?
The German. Haha
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#3
A joke for Europe A Greek, an Italian, and a Spaniard go into a bar and have an awesome time, ordering drinks till dawn.
So who pays the tab? A German.
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#4
How does a black man win Father of the
year?NSFW He pays for the abortion.
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#5
Know how much a pirate pays for corn?
Bucaneer
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#6
I got a job at the circus circumcising baby elephants.
It pays peanuts, but the tips are huge.
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#7
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!
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#8
*Enters $100 daily Fitbit challenge* *Pays marathon runner
$20 to wear my Fitbit* *Buys $80 worth of donuts*
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#9
Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance
finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks.
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#10
Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire
convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con.
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#11
The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair
of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler.
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#12
[Text] 18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?!
Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?
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#13
College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies.
So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
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#14
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
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#15
When two Lesbians get married.
Who pays the shopping bill ?
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#16
So I want to start a business of manufacturing ATM machines...
.... I hope it pays off
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#17
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
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#18
My best friend is so white she pays
for her kid's school lunches.
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#19
I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol, and
I need the alcohol, because I hate my job.
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#20
Getting caught I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday.
But seriously, who pays for bug spray?
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