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What Are Pee Jokes?

Pee Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pee jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Its cool to pee into blue toilet water and watch it turn a different color...
just not when it turns purple
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#2
what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams?
yanks and the expos
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#3
Okay, wait a second.
I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt.
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#4
I had an uncle who worked at a whiskey factory.
He fell into a vat and drowned 6 hours later. He would have drowned earlier but he got out 3 times to pee.
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#5
Why does the alphabet like to piss on the periodic table?
Because it's elemental pee!
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#6
I do the pee pee dance anytime I hear running
water just like any other human.
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#7
Need something witty to say after i pee in a cup...
Tomorrow is drug test day... Not sure this is actually the right sub for this but watevs.
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#8
What is R.
Kelly's favorite group to feature? Black Guy Pees.
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#9
Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?
He was choking the chicken.
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#10
What do you say to a urinating Italian?
You're-a-pee'n
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#11
Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?
Because her pee is silent.
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#12
I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone.
He followed me in. I don't think the pee noises I'm making with my mouth are working.
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#13
What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?
You can roast beef.
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#14
What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
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#15
You're supposed to pee on a Jellyfish sting and not a jelly stain?
Well that was really embarrassing.
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#16
What do you tell your bird when it doesn't want to urinate?
Pee cock!
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#17
Her: Why's the couch smell like pee?
[Flashback to me watching The Ring alone] Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
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#18
On a long road trip..
When deciding whether to stop at a rest area, I always say, "Speak now or forever hold your pee".
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#19
What kind of soup do men have after sex?
Split pee
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#20
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pee jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Pee Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pee jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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pee jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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