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What Are Pelican Jokes?

Pelican Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pelican jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I ate pelican today Never again.
The bill was massive.
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#2
A pelican just flew away with my sandwich.
Rigged! The media!
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#3
Have you heard of the pelican?
It's bill fits more than its belly can
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#4
Q: What do pelicans eat?
A: Anything that fits the bill.
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#5
What do you call a pessimistic pelican?
A pelican't.
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#6
The creator of Mad Libs has died.
His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
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#7
How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?
They should've gone with the Hurricanes.
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#8
Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth
like a pelican and pretend they don't have it
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#9
What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge
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#10
I went out the other night and tried a pelican burger for the first time....
It was amazing but the bill was enormous!!
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#11
I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry...
...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.
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#12
A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can
hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!
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#13
What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?
I'll catch you later!
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#14
Just had curried pelican for lunch...
Not bad, but the bill was enormous.
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#15
What do pelicans eat?
Anything that fits the bill.
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#16
John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider,
scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican.
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#17
Sometimes I feel like a pelican Whichever
way I look, I can see a huge bill..
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#18
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very large bill.
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#19
I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger.
It was good, but the bill was enormous.
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#20
I went out for a pelican curry last night....
It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pelican jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most pelican jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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