What Are Penises Jokes?
Penises Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of penises jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why do old man's penises have low increases in size?
because old men have low young's modulus
#2
I like my penises like I like my
pizzas large with extra cheese
#3
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
#4
A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch...
... and the little boy asks, "Dad why are our penises different?" The father replies, "Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."
#5
Someone fell asleep next to me on the bus so I'm drawing penises on their forehead.
Let this be a warning to all sleepy toddlers out there.
#6
A man walks into a library and asks "do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian
looks on her computer and says "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah that's the one."
#7
2 penises went to watch a movie..
Penis 1: Is this an adult film? Penis 2: Why? Penis 1: Then we have to watch it standing up. P.S. - xD I'm sorry, this just came to me..
#8
I was offered a threesome with a Japanese guy but I turned it down, after all, you know what they say about Japanese penises...
...they're really blurry.
#9
Why do men name their penises?
Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
#10
As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises.
I am an excellent driver.
#11
Did you hear about the man with five penises?
Condom fit like a glove
#12
When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great,
and some have Greatness Thrust inside them
#13
Have you read the autobiography of the guy with two functioning penises?
I don't know, I thought he came across as two cocky.
#14
I met a guy with 5 penises...
His pants fit him like a glove.
#15
Did you hear about the man with five penises?
His underwear fits like a glove.
#16
What do you call a lesbian with a SUV full of penises?
Dick Van Dyke
#17
I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time.
I think his name was Dick Tracey
#18
I knew a guy who had 5 penises.
His pants fit like a glove.
#19
Did you hear about the man with five penises?
His condom fitted like a glove.
#20
A man goes to a doctor.
The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, "That's amazing! How do your pants fit?" The man says, "Like a glove."
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