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Pennies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pennies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I always keep two pennies in my pocket.
Just in case I have to give someone my two cents.
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#2
In London Homosexuals pay gigolos in pounds
and get the change in pennies.
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#3
Chocolate coins are easily the most delicious of all coins;
plus, they don't get stuck in your teeth like pennies.
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#4
I always put pennies in that thing at the convenience
store so I can put "benefactor" on my resume.
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#5
What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?
They're both useless in Canada.
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#6
What do women and pennies have in common?
They ain't worth shit
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#7
Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?
Because this docent makes any cents.
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#8
Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?
(Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
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#9
What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
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#10
Just put my money where my mouth is.
Pennies taste disgusting.
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#11
What do pennies and fat chicks have in common?
Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up.
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#12
If I had a penny every time someone said I had OCD...
I'd have 3791 pennies.
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#13
Me: Whatcha doin?
7: a stupid math paper Me: why stupid? 7: Sally has 3,000 pennies; really Sally? Get a debit card!
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#14
[x-ray] DOCTOR: wow ME: what DOCTOR: I don't know, there's a
bunch of- ME: *eating a handful of pennies* a bunch of what
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#15
When it comes to friends...I'd rather have
four quarters than one hundred pennies.
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#16
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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#17
Some people are like pennies.
Two-Faced And Worthless.
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#18
Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school..
but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run.
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#19
The water from a drinking fountain
tastes like pennies and mumps.
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#20
Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies?
She was taken in by the coppers.
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