What Are Period Jokes?
Period Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of period jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far.
Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!
#2
A sentence and depression What does a "sentence" and "two months of depression hoping that you didn't get your girlfriend pregnant have in common"?
They both end in periods
#3
Why do women talk non-stop?
Because they don't like periods.
#4
Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey
player hockey player showers after 3 periods
#5
What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period?
You get your palm red for free.
#6
I am going to the Antique Roadshow.
Gonna slap my tampon on the table and ask them what period it's from.
#7
Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out
to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month.
#8
What did Dracula say to the teacher?
See you next period.
#9
What's the best thing about fingering a psychic who's on her period?
You get your palm red
#10
Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period?
you get your palm read for free
#11
"Welcome...
To Jurassic Park." "But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--" "WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"
#12
How do you know your sister is on her
period Your dads cock tastes funny.
#13
Women jokes The fact is that I don't
like jokes about women, period.
#14
My girlfriend was really excited about sex but said we couldn't because she was on her period...
.. I turned back and declared "The only thing a period stops is a sentence."
#15
what did one typewriter say to the other?
I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ...
#16
Why can't girls play hockey?
Their pads can't last three periods
#17
What's also red and know if you're naughty or nice?
My penis during my girlfriend's period
#18
I got a call at work telling me my daughter missed period number 3.
When I woke up in the ambulance it turns out it was the school calling.
#19
What do you call a resounding period?
A standing ovulation.
#20
What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas?
Downton Syndrome
Why People Enjoy Period Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and period jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love period jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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