What Are Pharmacy Jokes?
Pharmacy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pharmacy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore?
They stopped selling newports...
#2
Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm.
"Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?." "Just put it on my bill."
#3
At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms.
2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."
#4
A pharmacy was broken into and the only thing stolen was a case of
Viagra Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals
#5
[pharmacy] "I'd like a refill for this bottle of pills" PHARMACIST: Would you like childproof?
"No thanks, I already believe in children"
#6
A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms.
After ringing his item up the cashier asked, "Would you like a bag?" The man responded, "No, she's not that ugly."
#7
Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've "Used this product before?" Darling
I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here.
#8
Where do farm animals get their groceries?
The pharmacy.
#9
A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick.
He says to the cashier "put it on my bill".
#10
Why did the monkey cross the road?
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
#11
A pharmacy was just robbed.
A pharmacy was just robbed $500,000. Security camera footage recorded the criminal taking 2 bottles of aspirin and a Zoloft.
#12
A guy goes to a pharmacy and buys some slimming products.
He asks the pharmacist: How much do you think I will be losing with this? Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.
#13
*at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL
BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER
#14
Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the
blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.
#15
(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front
of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)
#16
Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
#17
Saw a teen couple buying condoms in the pharmacy so I let my grandbaby
run around their feet & whispered 'that's the brand my daughter used'
#18
Apparently, saying "make it a double" followed by
an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy.
#19
I got stopped outside the pharmacy today, by a woman holding a clipboard.
"What products do you use for grooming?" she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
#20
My Ex girlfriend works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I'll just go there to buy condom for no reason.
Sometimes I'll go 3 times a day...
Why People Enjoy Pharmacy Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pharmacy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pharmacy jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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