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Phillip Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of phillip jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks.
All credit to Emo Phillips.
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#2
If anyone sees Phillip...
...tell him I have his screwdriver.
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#3
What do you get if you cross Prince Phillip and The Queen?
Killed in a car crash.
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#4
My friend Phillip had his Lip removed...
so now we just call him Phil.
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#5
What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip?
Killed in a Parisian tunnel.
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#6
How many Australians have been killed by Ebola?
Just one, Phillip Hughes
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#7
What's the best joke you ever heard?
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
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#8
I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler.
Badum Tiss.
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#9
[Pickup Line] Are you a phillips or flathead?
OP: Uh, I don't know, why? YOU: I'm just trying to figure out how to screw you.
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#10
Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet,
found out that "PHILLIPS 14 INCH" was actually a T.V
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#11
Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver?
Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana
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#12
Anyone seen "Captain Phillips"?
If not, I have a pirated copy you can borrow.
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#13
Hand me the Phillips screwdriver, babe.
No, the Phillips. NO. Ok look, hand me the thing you stabbed me with on New Year's. Thanks pumpkin!
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#14
I was so tired during Hunger Games, I was nodding
as much as Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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#15
My friend Phillip got his lip removed yesterday..
we call him Phil now
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#16
Did you hear the one about Phillip Hughes?
He was the first Australian to die of a bowler.
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#17
What is the best name for an acrobat?
Phillip
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#18
dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you?
me: It says "Craftsman" dad: me: Are you crying?
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#19
I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them.
-Emo Phillips
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#20
Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw
driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one.
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Phillip Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and phillip jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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