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Php Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of php jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with
PHP and I had to mktime() for it.
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#2
Is Kamagra safe?
http://www.kamagracheaper.eu/index.php?route=blog/article&article_id=3
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#3
Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?
Ph.P.
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#4
Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple
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#5
CS:GO's New One-Shot Revolver http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13288/
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#6
Everything is funnier...
Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]
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#7
If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me...
...am I still wrong? [credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)
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#8
Your favorite Anti joke...
go for those who don't know [anti joke Definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke)
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#9
Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?
because he didn't C#
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#10
People keep telling me PHP is a dirty language...
Until I shove a string up there asses and turn it into a multidimensional array.
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#11
What's the quickest way to get to the airport?
Terminal Velocity. [:D](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)
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#12
Global Wobbling now causes constipation http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2whgsnc&s=8#.VCJrcPldWQg
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#13
Life filled with asp, php, HTML, SEO, Digital
Marketing, Drip, PPC, SEM and much much more
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#14
ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346
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#15
What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?
They both work on crowded platforms.
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#16
What do you tell two lesbians before they start a play?
Break a leg! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scissoring)
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#17
What's the difference between PHP and PCP?
One makes you: * feel numb * see things that aren't there * panicked and paranoid * feel loss of control over your actions. The other is a synthetic drug.
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#18
Best of just for laughs Best of just for laughs...New Funny Videos & Funny Pranks !!
#Funnyvideos #Funniest #Bestfails http://onlinebits.in/index.php?page=videogallery&cat=7&id=224
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#19
Q.
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? A. The Ultrasound Guy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sound&defid=491809
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