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Physic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of physic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the student fail his physics test?
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
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#2
Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?
Because they have no chemistry
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#3
Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
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#4
Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
(Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
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#5
My friend Mahmoud bombed his physics final.
At least he didn't fail.
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#6
What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
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#7
What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?
Om's Law.
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#8
The Physics Department didn't like my Stephen Hawking jokes...
...They all got bent out of shape.
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#9
Want to hear a good physics pun?
It's relatively funny.
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#10
My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration.
It was a jerk move.
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#11
Contrary to obvious physics, you can't attach a ceiling
fan to your back and fly away like a helicopter.
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#12
If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off?
My physics teacher told me that one.
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#13
physics gives me
a large hadron.
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#14
I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should.
So I did and didn't.
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#15
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?
Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
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#16
My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance.
I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity
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#17
My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!
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#18
Physics joke Yo mama so
fat she has a spin of 2
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#19
How are a roof and quantum physics the same?
They both go over your head.
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#20
My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes...
Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes...
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