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#1
[at wedding] Is there any reason why these two shouldn't be wed?
* me yelling * SHE THINKS WOLVERINE COULD BEAT PREDATOR *pianist vomits*
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#2
How did the pedophile pianist get caught?
He accidentally let people hear him playing in D-minor.
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#3
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller?
When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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#4
Musicians are perverts.
The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.
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#5
What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?
He played many more pieces.
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#6
When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?
the four hands (you dirty minds)
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#7
My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party I think she misunderstood me.
I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist.
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#8
I was at a posh resturaunt last night but the pianist was awful He just kept playing bottom C over and over.
Really lowered the tone.
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#9
What's the difference between a pianist and a penis?
One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries.
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#10
Why was the pianist arrested?
He was caught playing in A minor.
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#11
Why was the pianist so depressed?
Because they weren't good at Chopin.
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#12
Waiter waiter does the pianist play requests?
Yes sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.
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#13
What is better than a rose on a guitarist?
Tulips on my pianist.
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#14
Why was the pianist arrested?
He was assaulting A Minor.
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#15
Elton John may be a very good pianist,
But he sucks on the organ.
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#16
[Request] Anyone know how the 'ten inch pianist' joke goes?
I've seen it referenced as a punchline but never heard the actual joke.
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#17
A pianist is currently on trial.
He was accused of fingering A Minor.
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#18
How did the Pianist play without fingers?
Not very well at all...
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#19
How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?
They use a Chopin Liszt!
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#20
Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke.
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