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Picard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of picard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said...
"make it sew."
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#2
I know we get a lot of dad jokes...here's a mom one What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?
Make it sew!
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#3
What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?
Make it sew number 1!
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#4
What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?
"Make it Tso's Number One."
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#5
What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?
The Next Generation
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#6
What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ?
Make it Tso!
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#7
Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already
has an android, and it came with a data plan.
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#8
Star trek predicting future technology?
How do we know apple won't be around long? Because Captain Picard uses an android.
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#9
What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?
Make it *sew*!
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#10
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
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#11
What's Captain Picard's favorite game system?
N-Gage
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#12
How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?
4 or 5.
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#13
Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks?
They were hoisted by their own Picard.
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#14
What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?
N-Gauge.
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#15
What did Captain Picard call his poop?
Captain's log
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#16
I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation...
I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and picard jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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