What Are Pie Jokes?
Pie Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pie jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
#2
When life hands you 2 Lemons 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp flour 3 tbsp cornstarch
1 cup water 2 tbsp butter 4 eggs 1 pie crust you make lemon meringue
#3
Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped.
Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me
#4
I made a miniature lemon-lime pie...
It was a little tart
#5
Me: Why do you love me?
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
#6
Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?
because it's their sen-pais~
#7
"I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound
of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound" I thought fatly.
#8
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
Bumpkin pie!
#9
I've heard some great 9/11 humour, it's like two pies
in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania
#10
A clown walks into a strip club and says...
Someone throw a pie in my face!
#11
I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie
But some people say that's irrational...
#12
Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea.
If you add commas.
#13
What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?
I think this is a set up!
#14
When the moon hits your eye...
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray.
#15
Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
[*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
#16
Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?
Me: Kidding? At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
#17
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?
Puff pastry !
#18
Mom, can I have another piece of pecan pie?
"You mean MAY, not CAN" Ok, mom can I have another piece of pemay pie?
#19
What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?
It's never ending.
#20
A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have?
Ebola, most likely.
Why People Enjoy Pie Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pie jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pie jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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