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#1
Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of
a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ...
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#2
If April showers bring May flowers...
then May flowers bring Pilgrims.
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#3
If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for?
Their age!
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#4
Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving "costume" party, when
I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims.
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#5
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch football.
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#6
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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#7
If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring?
The pilgrims.
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#8
Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey...
Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving.
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#9
In April of 1620, it rained.
That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
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#10
If the Scottish started to colonize North America before the British...
Could I say that the Scott Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock?
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#11
It's a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving...
...otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year.
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#12
What dance did the Pilgrims do?
The Plymouth Rock.
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#13
April showers bring May flowers.
What do May flowers bring? PILGRIMS.
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#14
[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm.
*Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets.
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#15
April showers bring May flowers.
What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
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#16
Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down
Because his belt buckle was on his hat ...
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#17
"Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year.
But in the future, you're gonna need reservations." -Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving
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#18
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
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#19
April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox
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#20
What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey?
(NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
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