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What Are Planned Jokes?

Planned Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of planned jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would
cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick
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#2
What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?
Allaboo Akbar.
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#3
I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since.
I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne.
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#4
My goal for 2017....
....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013
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#5
Tension at work Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned.
Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far.
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#6
Did you know that before James Gandolfini suggested the name
"The Sopranos," HBO had planned to call it "The Lasagnas?"
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#7
My wife must have some big surprise vacation planned.
She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed.
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#8
That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much
tonight' never goes as planned...
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#9
Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee
fiance but she had her reservations.
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#10
Wife: We don't have anything planned today...
Me: Cool! Wife: ...so I was thinking we should... Me: (dammit)
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#11
"Dammit.
I had shit planned today." -- a spider being carried out of the house with a cup and piece of paper
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#12
Why did Moses see a burning bush as God?
Because God planned on giving him his first tablets then. The mistake? They were Samsung Galaxy Note tablets.
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#13
Can we speak to the Mayans and have the ending of the world earlier than planned?
Preferably before the premier of the new Twilight movie.
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#14
My ex used to say there was one person for everyone.
I didn't realise he planned to be that person
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#15
My cats always look at me like I should
have planned something for us to do.
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#16
Most people see a "pregnant mom" planned
parenthood sees a "parts store."
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#17
I think my wife has a surprise vacation planned.
She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed.
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#18
Nothing says " My divorce didn't go as planned " quite like the guy
with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars
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#19
I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking
around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it.
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#20
THEM: Hey, I haven't seen you for a while.
ME: As planned.
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Are Planned Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Planned Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Planned Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 68 Planned Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Planned Jokes?
Planned Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Planned Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and planned jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love planned jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good planned jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Planned Jokes safe for all ages?
Most planned jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Planned Jokes?
planned jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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