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Pockets Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pockets jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
It was really cold today...
It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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#2
Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants...
...mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?
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#3
Kangaroo 911: What's your emergency?
Kangaroo: I CAN'T FIND MY CHILDREN Kangaroo 911: Did you check your pockets? Kangaroo: Oh nevermind
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#4
Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?
For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)
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#5
My friend said to me "people do not change"
I told him to empty his pockets.
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#6
Oh your boyfriend proposed?
Well I just realized my new dress has pockets, so I think it's obvious who's having a better day.
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#7
It's so cold outside...
I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
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#8
Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down
to try and collect spare change from your pockets.
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#9
Lawyer Joke You know it was a cold day in Washington when you see
lawyers walking around with their hands in their own pockets.
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#10
Joke It is so cold outside I saw a politician
with his hands in his own pockets.
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#11
When a guy wearing cargo pants hits on me I'm tempted to go out with him
just to see how many of my belongings I can fit into his pockets.
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#12
I decided to see what it was like to live as a woman.
So I sewed all the pockets of my jeans shut. EDIT: Corrected spelling.
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#13
Pizza Rolls are just Hot
Pockets for midgets
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#14
Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
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#15
[bank] I'd like to pay this into my account [empties pockets full of cat
teeth] OMG I'm so sorry [takes card back] that's the wrong account
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#16
It's so cold outside I saw a politician
with his hands in his own pockets.
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#17
Before we got married I caught her in my arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets.
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#18
Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
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#19
*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping
in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*
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#20
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?
Customer: No thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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