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Poke Jokes

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What Are Poke Jokes?

Poke Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of poke jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
I'm not much on seizing the day, I
just kinda poke it with a stick.
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#2
Personal ad: Handsome man (29), seeks short, open minded women to poke him in the eye with umbrellas.
Busy streets only. No names please.
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#3
I shaved my sack last week...
Now I have poke' balls.
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#4
The genius and the pool player A genius walks into a bar and says, "I have 200 IQ!"
The pool player replies, "I have an eye cue too!" and pokes the genius in the eye.
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#5
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You Poke-m-on
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#6
How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?
You poke 'em on.
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#7
How do you get Lady Gaga attention?
P-p-p-poke her face.
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#8
What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A slow poke!
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#9
Walmart pokes holes in the condoms
to ensure customer retention.
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#10
Old people at weddings poke me and say "Your next".
So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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#11
Facebook is like prison because you write on
walls and people you don't know poke you.
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#12
what do you call a jamaican proctologist?
POKE-MON!
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#13
Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?
Testicular cancer
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#14
Old people poke me at weddings and tell me "your next"
So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
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#15
Dig a hole all the way to China, poke your head out and yell "YOU GUYS
BUILT THIS SHOVEL IT'S A GREAT SHOVEL JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY!"
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#16
6: I'm done.
Me: you didn't even touch your food! 6 pokes food w/finger *without breaking eye contact* The Sass is strong with this one
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#17
How does the stork bring babies?
It pokes holes in condoms.
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#18
[first date] Me: so u just wanna poke ur straw thru that little hole
Her: I know how juice boxes work Mom: well isn't she a feisty one?
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#19
*cop frisking me* Cop: "theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me,
right?" Uh, no Cop: "OW!" *baby porcupine jumps out* RUN POKEY, RUN
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#20
Asian Penises are like....
needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Poke Jokes?
Our collection features 101 Poke Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Poke Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Poke Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Poke Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Poke Jokes are available?
We currently have 101 Poke Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Poke Jokes?
Poke Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Poke Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and poke jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love poke jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Poke Jokes to share?
A good poke jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Poke Jokes safe for all ages?
Most poke jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Poke Jokes?
poke jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Poke Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Poke Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new poke jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Poke Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

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