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What Are Politician Jokes?

Politician Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of politician jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's do Christians and politicians have in common?
They pick and choose what they want to believe.
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#2
Infidel.
It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians.
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#3
Why do politicians wear neckties?
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
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#4
It was so cold in D.C.
today... ...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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#5
What's the difference between a robber and a politician?
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
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#6
Liar is such a harsh term,
I prefer Politician
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#7
Use fire extinguisher in case a Politician catches
fire Use it to batter him to death.
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#8
What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?
Madam President.
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#9
What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?
A dim light.
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#10
My favorite mythical creature?
The honest politician.
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#11
Politicians are like sperm And often I find
myself asking "How did this one win?"
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#12
What do you call a politician with premature ejaculation?
A one-pump Trump
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#13
What is the difference between a politician and a mortician?
A Mortician waits until after you're dead to fuck you.
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#14
Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier
today by punching a politician in the face.
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#15
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F
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#16
How do you know when a politician is lying?
Their mouth is moving.
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#17
Redundancy: An airbag in
a politician's car!
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#18
What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?
A beggar has retained his integrity.
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#19
What's the difference between a baby and a politician?
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
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#20
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and politician jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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