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Politics Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of politics jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I sincerely hope Trump does become President Because at least Australian Politics won't be the butt of every joke anymore.
Sincerely, still a rather embarrassed Australian citizen.
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#2
"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber." Plato,
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#3
Did you hear the one about Bernie Sanders?
Probably not, the /r/politics mods deleted it before anyone saw.
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#4
[politics] I think Trump settled the whole "tiny hands equals small penis" argument today...
It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once
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#5
Why do we call it politics?
Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites.
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#6
Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many....
Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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#7
If humans have politics, then what do bees have?
POLLENtics
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#8
Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know...
Women's Rights
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#9
A republican posts
in /r/politics...
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#10
I ignore politics because politicians
clearly ignore me.
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#11
Him: So what are you into?
Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics.
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#12
I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
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#13
How are puppet shows and politics similar?
They are both a bunch of silly characters yapping at each other with someone else's hands up their asses.
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#14
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?
Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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#15
Biggest joke on Reddit
r/politics
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#16
[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
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#17
This really crashes my belief system.
Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year.
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#18
uk politics joke What do you call a freshly defeated and resigned, anti-immigration uk poilitician who searches his surroundings for food and general provisions?
Nigel Forage
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#19
Joke of the year.
/r/politics
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#20
Politics is like a car you press "D"
to go forward and "R" to go back
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