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Pond Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pond jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Having persuaded autocorrect that I don't want to duck anything, I hope
the council don't take my complaint about the pond the wrong way.
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#2
To find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog.
Not screw the whole pond...
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#3
I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper.
You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"
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#4
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage
girl faces down by the pond today
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#5
Heard about the girl who took a contraceptive pill with pond water?
Last I heard, she was three months stagnant.
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#6
HER: I love Deadpool ME: I love Dead Pool HER: Oh, cool, you read comics too?
ME: *staring out at pond where I toss victims' bodies* Hmm?
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#7
Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this morning.
Bless her, she thinks I'm digging a pond.
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#8
Q.
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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#9
*at the pond* "honthere's something i need to ask you" *emotional* yes?
*blows duck call* *ducks on water arrange to spell out 'TACOS?'*
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#10
From my 11 year old cousin: What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?
Wet.
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#11
I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what get for buying a pure bread dog.
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#12
A pickup like I thought of when i was younger.
If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you.
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#13
"goodbye, cruel world" *hops into duck pond
with bread strapped to my entire body*
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#14
Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?
A: Wet feet.
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#15
I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday.
Kept saying "rubbit"
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#16
"What are you doing here?" I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off.
I landed in your pond
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#17
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
Very Quackly
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#18
Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her
soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.
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#19
Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at
a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?
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#20
I spent some time at the wife's grave this morning.
She's not dead or anything, she thinks I'm digging a pond.
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