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Ponytail Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ponytail jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail*
*laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*
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#2
Porn is so unrealistic.
There's no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice.
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#3
Why did the US invade Iraq when Steven Seagal's ponytail
contains 85% of the worlds natural resources?
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#4
"Let's give the bad guy a
ponytail." - 80s movies
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#5
Always look for the girl with the
ponytail holder on her wrist.
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#6
If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that
means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you.
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#7
Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat
you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas
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#8
BLIND DATE TIP FOR WOMEN: Throw a fork into the wall behind ur date so
he has to turn around, to make sure he doesn't have a hidden ponytail
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#9
When a girl has a ponytail...
-Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
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#10
I tell people I broke my neck playing sports but it was actually
from flicking my ponytail to unleash ancient curses.
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#11
[karate sign up table] "Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named
Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"
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#12
To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of?
SUCCESS???
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#13
Guys with ponytails are clearly vampires because there's no way you can
actually see yourself in a mirror & still think that looks good.
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#14
It's called a ponytail because there is a small horse
inside your head growing his tail out of you.
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#15
Got passed by a guy with a ponytail
riding a moped so no I'm not ok.
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#16
any man with a ponytail is never more than
15ft away from a katana at any given time
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#17
My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me
a "Most Improved Ponytail" award.
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#18
To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several
martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?
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#19
The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside
is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings.
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#20
The worst part about my dad having a ponytail is, whenever we
go out to eat, the server automatically hands the bill to me.
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