What Are Prayers Jokes?
Prayers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prayers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
[God waking up with a hangover] last night was a blur.
Whose prayers did I answer? [sees Trump leading in the polls] uh oh
#22
Send prayers.
Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir...
#23
God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery.
The answer is no.
#24
With all those 'thoughts and prayers' on Facebook
it's amazing people are *still* dying.
#25
I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it.
Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was.
#26
Saw a man at the beach screaming, "SAVE ME..I'm drowning".
I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned "1 like = 100 prayers" on facebook..!!
#27
How does an atheist start their prayers?
To Whom It May Concern
#28
Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended.
Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.
#29
Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep.
Please RT.
#30
I am the designated driver of 5 40ish women attending a wine tasting.
Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time.
#31
Heading to the dentist.
I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.
#32
What religious people say: "I have you in my prayers." What non-religious
people hear: "I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."
#33
It's pretty cool how Atheist prayers are just thoughts
about actually doing something useful.
#34
My thoughts and prayers go out to all those with super busy key chains today.
With dolls and shit on them, and fistfuls of keys and whatnot.
#35
my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon
attending a live taping of a podcast
#36
My wife's cooking is so bad We
say our prayers after the food
#37
I bet God's email spam box is filled
with all the prayers from athletes.
#38
You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency.
There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard.
#39
[hostage situation] Any last words?
"Nah, I'm good." If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. "You are prayers. Lol."
#40
And then the Lord said unto thee "any social media site besides
Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered." Matthew 4:23
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