What Are Praying Jokes?
Praying Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of praying jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher
performing his most elaborate prank yet.
#2
Praying is a lot like masturbation.
It feels good to the person doing it but does nothing for the person being thought about.
#3
Counted five pregnant women at this Noah matinee.
Praying their water doesn't break.
#4
[praying in church] Please
God let church end early
#5
President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself...
Because thanks to him half the world started praying.
#6
Female praying mantises bite the heads off males while mating, so if your
mantis boyfriend shows up without a head, he was cheating on you.
#7
Please pray for me: I recently found
out that nobody's praying for me
#8
"I'd have to say my two favorite things are sex, and not having
my head bitten off." -soon to be disappointed praying mantis
#9
The female praying mantis...
knows how to get ahead in life.
#10
Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling.
They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony.
#11
Attempted to have a bath.
I am 6'2". The bathtub most certainly is not. I looked like a praying mantis trying to take a nap in an iPod dock.
#12
I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines
Day because I'm praying they get laid
#13
Omg like wtf
-me, praying
#14
What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
#15
Family dinner.
I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes.
#16
At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the
table but then I realized they were all texting.
#17
"OH GOD!
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!Damn these thin walls. Don't know if my neighbors are having sex, praying or having a coronary.
#18
A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper.
God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor.
#19
A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery.
He was found praying with friars.
#20
Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy Post a cocaine joke
on Facebook & gets 170 "we are praying for you" & an intervention.
Why People Enjoy Praying Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and praying jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love praying jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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