What Are Prevention Jokes?
Prevention Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prevention jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
This Suicide Prevention message was brought
to you in part by: **Nike** *"Just Do It"*
#2
I used to be in a band called The Prevention.
We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure.
#3
The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide
Prevention Hotline 1-800-CAKRDTH
#4
"Do drugs!!" - Reverse psychology
drug prevention program
#5
I called a suicide prevention line.
It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck.
#6
Racist: What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities?
"Crime Prevention Center"
#7
I was alone, depressed and suicidal around Christmas time and decided to call the suicide prevention
hotline "Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their loving families"
#8
Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?!
Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward
#9
I used to be in a band called The Prevention...
We were better than the Cure.
#10
Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline?
v2 He kept leaving them hanging.
#11
Why aren't marriage prevention
hotlines a thing?
#12
Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training.
It was very informative and I feel much safer. Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%.
#13
when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about
6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny
#14
Squishing breasts an blasting them with radiation to cancer prevention is like...
Sticking a Molotov cocktail up your butt and spraying sparks at it for prostate health.
#15
Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating
a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training.
#16
Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before
you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure
#17
Started a suicide prevention club at my
school today We call it the hang out
#18
Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention?
It's called See Dick Run.
#19
I used to be in a band called The Prevention We hoped
people would say we were better than The Cure.
#20
Today is national suicide prevention day..
so remember.. If you see any suicide bombers...... Shoot them.
Why People Enjoy Prevention Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and prevention jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love prevention jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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