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#1
What do you call a philosophical priest?
A deep friar
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#2
A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar...
..and the barman says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
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#3
I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape...
They're always exorcising.
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#4
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face.
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#5
A catholic priest is drowning - if
only he had a buoy to hold onto
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#6
A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
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#7
What is a priest's favorite guitar chord?
Gsus
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#8
What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
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#9
Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
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#10
A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
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#11
What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?
Alien vs. Predator
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#12
A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar.
They say "ow"
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#13
A priest, a mathematician, and a corporation walk into a bar and order drinks.
The bartender gives them two drinks and moves on to the next group of customers.
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#14
Whats the best way to castrate a priest?
Kick the alter boy in the chin
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#15
A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar...
the bartender says "Is this some kinda joke?
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#16
A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walked into a bar.
And the bartender said, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
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#17
It turns out no one likes "the real me" and they
have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism.
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#18
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit?
Nothing, they both come on a boy's face when he turns 13.
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#19
What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?
"Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
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#20
What kind of sex does a priest have?
Nun.
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