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What Are Primates Jokes?

Primates Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of primates jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do primates do so well in show biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
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#2
Legend of Tarzan 2: Tarzan meets other primates.
He befriends them all. He teaches them to fight. It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes.
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#3
I can prove that primates don't exist...
Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4.
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#4
What was early man's best friend?
Primates
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#5
What do King Cong and the Archbishop of Canterbury have in common?
Both are [primates.] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_(bishop))
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#6
So all the primates got together for a male-only gathering, but they put up a sign banning humans.
No homo.
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#7
A few disenfranchised primates got together to start a revolution..
..they called it 'Gorilla Radio'..
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#8
Earth's scientists have discovered that sheep are smarter than most primates.
This explains why not a lot of sheep tune in to Jersey Shore.
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#9
Some scientists believe the ability to create language was because we ate so much meat as primates.
That's why vegans can only say "i'm vegan".
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and primates jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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