What Are Printed Jokes?
Printed Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of printed jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it.
It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though. You don't get karma from text posts.
#2
The year is 2027 AD.
I take a drag from my vitamin cigarette and transfer 17 Bitcoins to a 3D-printed babe-bot for a cyber HJ. Life is good.
#3
Some guy named Rand McNally printed out a bunch of Google maps and sells them at gas stations.
Weird.
#4
I would never buy a plastic 3D printed
car Unless it came with ABS.
#5
"Can you read Chinese?" "Yes but only
when it's printed in English."
#6
Step 1:Make pillows with"Love" printed on them Step 2:Become a lawyer
Step 3:Defend men who smother their GF with love Step 4:Become rich
#7
Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science
joke "This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."
#8
The ugliest baby in the world was just born...
they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead.
#9
They still won't let me on Shark Tank with my feminine hygiene products with Yo Momma jokes printed on 'em.
That shit's racist.
#10
9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer
product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing.
#11
I had pamphlets printed up for when
someone asks what's wrong with me.
#12
Does everyone get take 'by mouth' printed on their pills or did the pharmacist
look me over and think hmm...this guy might go the other way?
#13
This guy gave me a free copy of his book today.
An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy.
#14
Just printed out 50 copies of today's weather forecast to carry around
with me today because I'm just not in the mood for small talk.
#15
Two blondes are drawing money from an ATM.
One of them says to the other... I love the sound of money being printed.
#16
Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12.
#threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem
#17
I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: "I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one.
Where's the other one?" "Page two is 19.99$"
#18
Yo.
Real shit. Just bcause you went and got your logo printed on some t-shirts, that does NOT mean you have a clothing company. U got shirts
#19
Do you know there is a serial number printed on every condom?
I guess you haven't rolled it down far enough.
#20
I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk..
He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"
Why People Enjoy Printed Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and printed jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love printed jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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