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#1
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones
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#2
We should let prisoners take their own mug
shots...I shall call it "The cellfie"
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#3
On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you're in there for,
say "the food" so all the other prisoners know you're a loose cannon.
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#4
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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#5
Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)
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#6
A warning to prisoners of the
Matrix Snitches get glitches
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#7
Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?
Because they had no bars on their cells!
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#8
What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?
Cell Phones.
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#9
Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?
Because it's harder to pick up.
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#10
[interview] Your resume says you have a "take no prisoners attitude".
You know you are applying to be a corrections officer, right?
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#11
What do prisoners use to talk to each other?
Cell phones.
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#12
A Statistic Nine out of ten prisoners
enjoy prison rape.
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#13
If prisoners were allowed to take their own
mugshots they would be called, cellfies.
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#14
Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my
"I hate prisoners" back tattoo* No why
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#15
What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?
Ju-Haul
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#16
As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being
given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some.
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#17
Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup.
I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards.
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#18
So the other day in calculus we were talking about concavity
I asked if that's why prisoners brush their teeth
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#19
Why are white prisoners so scary?
Because you know they did it.
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#20
Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners.
At least they always know where their man is at.
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