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#1
Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?
They're made out of dill dough.
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#2
In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in.
The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons.
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#3
The U.S.
has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges.
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#4
Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?
(if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
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#5
I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates
the guy that killed Bruce Wayne's parents.
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#6
President Obama just signed a law banning mobile phones in prisons.
Well there goes about half of my followers
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#7
What do gyms and prisons have in common?
They both have ripped assholes
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#8
Do black people get sunburns?
I don't know... Most prisons are indoors.
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#9
Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity,
but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door.
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#10
Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world.
No messing.
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#11
Why don't black people get sunburns?
Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*
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#12
How do street drugs get into the prisons?
Not really sure, but my best guess is that some assholes smuggle them in.
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#13
Pants?
You mean Leg Prisons?
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#14
What's concurrency?
Fake money they use in prisons.
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#15
Traveling with a four year old boy is like transferring
a serial killer between prisons.
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#16
What do gyms and prisons have in common?
They're both full of ripped assholes.
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#17
If they just built prisons out of the shit they package
electronics in, no one would ever escape.
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