What Are Privates Jokes?
Privates Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of privates jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub...
and my sister commented that the hair on her privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that "grass don't grow on a racetrack".
#2
Posted a picture of my privates on Facebook...
I guess you could call it Ballsy
#3
What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting?
Penis-illin'
#4
What did the sergeant say to the corporal?
I need to see your privates.
#5
There's a new magazine for gay military members.It's
mainly just photos of Privates.
#6
What is the rudest part of the body?
The privates. They're either dicks or cunts.
#7
Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates.
One guy chuckles and says, "I wish I could do that." The other guy says, "Pet him, maybe he'll let you." An oldie, but I always liked it.
#8
I was shocked to walk in on my son playing with his privates...
Those toy soldiers were supposed to be his surprise birthday gift...
#9
Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........
I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now.
#10
Donald Trump has been making headlines, "Trump Taps Secretaries." by grabbing Generals.
He's come a long way from grabbing privates.
#11
A mother walked in to find her son playing with his privates.
"Oh dear..." "...those toy soldiers were supposed to be a surprise!"
#12
Yo mama such a ho...
Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud.
#13
Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me...
Get your hands off my privates!
#14
A sergeant and two men from his unit walk into a bar 'Would you like to play pool?' The sergeant asked the attractive barmaid.
'No thanks darling' she replies. 'I'd rather play with your privates.'
#15
Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?
He couldn't keep his hands off his privates
#16
Are you a general?
Because you make my privates stand at attention.
#17
Some Doctors see Private Clients Other
Doctors see their Client's Privates.
#18
Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage.
I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore.
#19
A mother walks in on her son playing with his privates...
"You really like those new toy soldiers, don't you?"
#20
Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.????
Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)
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