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#1
A joke about procrastination.
Eh, I'll write it later.
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#2
Procrastination is like Masterbation
In the end you just fuck yourself
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#3
The Snooze Button: because your first act
of the day should be procrastination.
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#4
Masturbation is like procrastination...
...in the end you're just fucking yourself
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#5
Anyone want to know my secret to quit procrastination?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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#6
What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with
a procrastination problem Dragon his feet
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#7
The three rules about procrastination.
1. 2.
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#8
I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing
to fill the car up with petrol: ignore depleting supplies until well in the red.
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#9
I will read that article on how procrastination
can kill me As soon as I get around to it.
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#10
Here's a pie chart on
procrastination.
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#11
What do we want?
Procrastination! When do we want it? We will get around to it sooner or later.
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#12
I suffer from paranoia and procrastination.
Everyone is out to get me, just not right now
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#13
Procrastination is similar to masturbation
The longer you wait the larger the load
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#14
I resolve that in 2010 I will kick
my procrastination habit in 2011.
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#15
Procrastination is like masturbation It awesome
until you realize that you've fucked yourself.
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#16
Procrastination - Making
a better today, tomorrow
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#17
Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem?
Eh, I'll tell you later.
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#18
What do we say to the god of procrastination?
Not today.
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#19
Procrastination Paradox...
If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???
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#20
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation...
It's all great until you realize you're just fucking yourself.
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