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#1
Psst.
Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'.
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#2
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest
they said "Sorry no professionals."
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#3
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
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#4
How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
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#5
There are 20 IT Professionals working on a
government server 18 of them are Chinese
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#6
Screw this!
I'm going to leave the original joke making to the professionals! Dane Cook... Amy Schumer... Carlos Mencia...
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#7
Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly competition
They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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#8
What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?
Doctors without boarders.
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#9
Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
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#10
What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?
A paramedics.
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#11
What do republicans and porn stars have in common?
They're both professionals at switching position on camera
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#12
I decided to treat my girlfriend, but she ended up dying...
Apparently "cancer" is best left to "medical professionals"
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#13
Say what you will about prostitutes...
...those guys are fucking professionals.
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#14
I've said this to countless medical professionals.
Nobody's laughed yet. "Does my chart say what blood type I have? I can never remember." "O+" "Oh... [insert troll face] Positive?"
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#15
yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid
contest they said sorry no professionals.
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#16
yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest
and the judges said sorry no professionals
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#17
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly
contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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#18
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly
contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.
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#19
I want to form a law practice specializing in sexual harassment suits against medical professionals...
I'll call it "Doctors Without Boundaries"
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#20
Your mum is so fat that when she entered an ugly contest
they said, "sorry mam, but no professionals."
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