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Program Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of program jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do tachyons program in assembly?
Because it's faster then C
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#2
Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney
but keep the funny commercials?
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#3
Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales.
In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon "Musk".
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#4
I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels.
It's called "no, child, 'Left Behind!'"
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#5
Haven't seen any UFOs lately.
Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too.
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#6
For some reason the Pope didn't...
sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with "Youth in Asia"???
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#7
Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach
program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?
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#8
Pretty disappointed to find out that "Toys for Tots" isn't a program
where I trade my kids's toys for delicious tater tots.
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#9
free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land
it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side
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#10
I know some folks who could use a 12 step program.
Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff.
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#11
So my spreadsheet program hasn't been working for 40 days...
...it was excellent.
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#12
obama canceled the moon exploration program!
now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month
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#13
Which antivirus program does a pirate use?
[Avast](http://www.avast.com/), ye mateys!
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#14
Taken from a UNIX program called fortune.
Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!
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#15
What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?
The Desolation of Smog.
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#16
I was going to major in cosmetology..
..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots.
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#17
What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language?
Ruby Ruby Roo!
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#18
Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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#19
What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called?
Radio-Activity
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#20
How do Jedi close programs
force quit
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