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#1
Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
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#2
A programmers wife tells him...
A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread...
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#3
Two programmers walk into a bar: a
blond, a brunette and a red head.
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#4
Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
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#5
Why are programmers good husbands?
Because they're good at commiting.
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#6
My Dad's Maths Joke: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31 Edit: corrected because I'm a fucking tool
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#7
A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often.
They called it the Carpal Tunnel
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#8
Algorithm Word used by programmers when they
don't want to explain what they did.
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#9
Why are C programmers never invited to parties?
They have no class
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#10
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
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#11
I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body....
After all, it is object oriented programming.
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#12
Programmers tend to
byte their food
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#13
How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?
None, it is a hardware issue!
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#14
Why do SJW's hate Programmers?
They objectify everything.
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#15
Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
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#16
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
None, that is a hardware problem.
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#17
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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#18
Why can't Java programmers see well?
Because of the eclipse
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#19
Why can't java programmers see well?
Because of the eclipse.
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#20
Java programmers do it with...
class.
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