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Prophets Jokes

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#1
So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great!
Prophets are going through the roof.
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#2
A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan..
making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof.
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#3
Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom,
pleading with their Snow God for mercy.
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#4
I started a company that sells landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof.
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#5
Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof.
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#6
I opened a company selling prayer mats with land mines in them..
Prophets are going through the roof!
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#7
Why are Jews so rich?
They are always looking for prophets.
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#8
U.S announces "Biggest boom in terrorism since 9/11".
... The prophets are going through the roof.
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#9
A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan.
He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.
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#10
I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...
...prophets would go through the roof!
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#11
Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus?
They love prophets
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#12
Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees
Ironically, it's all about prophets
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#13
A man started a business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. "It's going well," he said. "Prophets are going through the roof."
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#14
Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?
She didn't believe in prophets.
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#15
I recently opened a company selling land mines disguised
as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof
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#16
I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
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#17
A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
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#18
Did you hear about that religious airline?
Their prophets are soaring
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#19
Why do businesses move to India?
Because they worship prophets!
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#20
I opened a company selling landmines that look like
prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof
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