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Proposed Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of proposed jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy
that asks, "So, what did she say?" I'm funny that way.
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#2
What did Shakespeare say when Mr.
Big proposed to him? "Noth"
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#3
What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle?
"I don't wanna be o-ba-ma self." _________ (Not original)
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#4
Did you hear about the man who proposed to his long-distance girlfriend?
It was a ranged marriage.
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#5
I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet.
This is why I hate movies.
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#6
A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain...
Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
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#7
What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
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#8
If Wile E.
Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed.
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#9
I've never seen a dead body but I did once watch
a girl get proposed to in an Applebee's
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#10
He was in a pub when he proposed.
It was very romantic he got up on one knee.
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#11
What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?
Engage.
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#12
My girlfriend's father got mad that I proposed to her without asking
him first but there's just no way I would ever marry that guy.
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#13
Just blew my nose so hard that it
got down on one knee & proposed.
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#14
Jokes What did Barack Obama say to
Michelle Obama when he proposed?
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#15
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when he proposed to her "Well we cantaloupe.
My mother will never forgive us"
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#16
Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits.
JK. He was like, "I wanna marry you." And I was like, "K."
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#17
I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years...
.... so her dad was very surprised when I proposed. He had no idea I was gay.
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#18
What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed?
"I don't wanna be Obama self"
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#19
When he proposed to her.
She found it very engaging.
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#20
A guy is out to dinner with his wife...
Wife: See that drunk guy at the bar? Guy: Yeah, what about him? Wife: He proposed to me 10 years ago, but I turned him down. Guy: Wow! He's STILL celebrating!
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and proposed jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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