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#1
If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor
could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder.
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#2
DEFENSE: Your Honor, will you allow my client to escape?
JUDGE: I'll allow it PROSECUTOR: Aw WTF JUDGE: Let's see where he goes with this
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#3
What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?
You're trying my patients!
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#4
"And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?" "I will
have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."
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#5
Down in Virginia, the prosecutors brag they could get a grand jury to bring a ham sandwich to trial.
In fact, just last week, a banana was actually convicted of murder. It was overturned on appeal.
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#6
are you the girl who types everything said in court?
"yes" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*
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#7
[courtroom] Me: "I OBJECT YOUR HONOR" Judge: on what grounds?
"LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO" Prosecutor: he's good Judge: *slams gavel* case dismissed.
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#8
What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
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#9
What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?
Peruve it!
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#10
Prosecutor: Mr.
Clinton did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
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#11
Poetic Justice Judge: I find you guilty.
You are sentenced to ten years, Take him away boys. Prosecutor mutters, "Poetic Justice"
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#12
What do you call a happy prosecutor?
Smiles Edgeworth
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#13
are you the girl who has to type everything said in court?
"yes" I'm sorry *looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*
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#14
what do you call a prosecutor on a rape case?
a cosby sweater.
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#15
What do you call a happy prosecutor?
Smiles Edgeworth.
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#16
Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
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#17
I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay.
Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'.
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