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What Are Protective Jokes?

Protective Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of protective jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Operation Protective Edge was
not about wearing condoms.
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#2
What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?
"That was a cloche call!"
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#3
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective
covering for my rock hard abs.
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#4
Child protective services?
Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?
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#5
My kid just called Child Protective Services
because he still has an iPhone 5S.
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#6
Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless
people through protective glass.
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#7
There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can
think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
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#8
TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall.
I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall
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#9
Some days, my only goal that seems attainable is dying in a way so spectacular
they name a new piece of protective legislation after me.
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#10
My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly.
Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again.
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#11
They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall.
They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath.
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#12
Day 3 in the desert: I have somehow gained the respect of some birds
as they are circling above me in some sort of protective formation
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#13
Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
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#14
911: What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day!
911: And you didn't? No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
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#15
*loads dryer* Fitted Sheet: HE'S BURNING US ALIVE!
COME, SHIRT! COME, PANTS! HOP IN MY BOSOM AND I WILL FORM A PROTECTIVE BALL OF MOISTURE!
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#16
Me: "OMG, my abs are so sore!" 12: (sarcastically) "What abs?" Me:
"The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
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#17
What is an over protective German father's favorite game?
Sudoku a game of neins!
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#18
My abs are so perfect...
...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly.
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#19
I drink Mountain Dew for the protective coating it leaves on my teeth.
The kidney stones are a close second.
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#20
I lost my favorite ash tray.
Child Protective Services took him.
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Why do people enjoy Protective Jokes?
Protective Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Protective Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and protective jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Protective Jokes safe for all ages?
Most protective jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Protective Jokes?
protective jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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